A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of asudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and abooming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant youone wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive overanytime I want to".The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of thelogistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach thebottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it,but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take alittle more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor andglorify me".The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that Icould understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what theyare thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, whatthey mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THATBRIDGE???

"Lesson????Frailty Thy Name Is Women !!!!!!

An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It wasvery hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, sinceit was fairly secluded. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their " freedom. " As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Britisher quickly used their hands to cover their privates.
But the Indian covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Britisher asked the Indian why he covered his face rather than his private parts.
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I don't know about yours, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize".

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Tailpiece: As for the US fiscal stimulus to the economy, the following comments from Marc Faber’s monthly bulletin (June 2008) are interesting:
· “If we spend that money at WalMart , the money goes to China.
· If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs.
· If we buy a computer it will go to India.
· If we purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala.
· If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany.
· If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. · The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only things still produced in US.

A new lady teacher came to teach 8th standard students.As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students toIntroduce themselves with name and hobby.

She said, " Let's start with the boys first."Boys start giving their intro..

First boy: "My name is John, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."Teacher was confused to listen but said, "Interesting.Well, Ok.

In fact, we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after allthere is essentially a child in each of us.

So it's ok John. Yes next.

"Second boy: "Myself Peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."Teacher now got surprised and said, "Good. I like the spirit of supportinga friend. Ok next.

"Third boy: "I'm Smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bathtub."Teacher:

"Guys are you joking or what? Please be sincere. Ok next.

"This continues...and the last boy stands up

"I'm Harry and my hobby is to see bubble in theBathtub. "Exhausted, the teacher said,

"I don't think I will be able to teachun-grown boys for long.Anyway, now the girls please.

"First girl: "I'm Julie and my hobby is to see birds."Teacher:

"Good. At last I got something different. Ok next.

"Second girl: "I'm Ruby and I like to collect perfumes."Teacher "Now it's like educated grown up girls. Ok next.

You sweet girl;Yes you... "Most beautiful girl of the class:

"Madam, my name is 'Bubble', and my hobby is to take bath three times aday.

"Teacher Fainted!!! "

In bio practical
:Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name