A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer when all of asudden he said aloud, "Lord grant me one wish". The sky clouded and abooming voice said, "Because you have tried to be faithful I will grant youone wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive overanytime I want to".The Lord answered, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of thelogistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach thebottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take. I can do it,but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take alittle more time to think of another wish, a wish you think would honor andglorify me".The man thought for a long time and finally said, "Lord, I wish that Icould understand women. I want to know what they feel inside , what theyare thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, whatthey mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can make a woman truly happy?"God took a deep breath and said, "YOU WANT TWO LANES OR FOUR ON THATBRIDGE???

"Lesson????Frailty Thy Name Is Women !!!!!!

An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It wasvery hot. They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, sinceit was fairly secluded. Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their " freedom. " As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Britisher quickly used their hands to cover their privates.
But the Indian covered his face while they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American and the Britisher asked the Indian why he covered his face rather than his private parts.
The Indianreplied
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I don't know about yours, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize".